Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday Total Flanker,
Happy Birthday to me.
Forty three years young today and feeling every single one of them.
The perfect present would be a flawless exhibition of power and skill from England tonight, striking fear into the hearts of the Wallabies and sending Messrs Henry, White and Laporte scuttling off into a blind panic as they wonder how they can possibly stop the invincible white rugby machine.
Alternatively a little competence wouldn't go amiss.