News from New Zealand where it appears that All Black legend Jonah Lomu has, in the words of Eric Idle, "been a very naughty boy."
Lomu, who was said to be "working through issues" with his wife and business manager Fiona back in December, is (allegedly) now shacked up with married property manager Nadene Quirk - the source of this information being none other than Ms Quirk's understandably upset husband, Auckland Blues winger Jarek Goebel.
Goebel is said to be "angry, upset and shocked" by events, which is fair enough really.
"I am pretty private and I don't really want to bare my soul about how I really feel," Goebel is reported to have said. "It's been a hard time. I could make Jonah look a dick, but I'm not going to."
Er, you just did Jarek.
NB - for legal reasons I should point out that Nadine Quirk should not be confused with former Birds of a Feather actress Pauline Quirke (pictured right) ;)