Monday, 1 December 2008

Long arm of the law

Following the scandal surrounding the arrest of Conservative MP Damian Green for receiving leaked government documents, I can exclusively reveal that this weekend I was also arrested and questioned for 24 hours straight with no food, water or toilet breaks. My alleged offence was the receipt of top secret documents revealing the Wikio Top 20 UK Sports Blogs. You will be delighted to learn, however, that I held firm under severe psycholgical torture and can now exclusively reveal December's Wikio rankings...

After all that I'm highly unimpressed with dropping 2 places down the chart - next time I'm hauled in for interrogation I promise I'll squeal like a pig!

3 comments:

Nursedude said...

Flanker, remember us little guys (with big waists) while you are doing guest commentary on Sky sports 1.

John Birch said...

Girl Power now up to a dizzying 5th!

Its all good fun because in the end I'm not sure what to make of a survey that says a small girls rugby team blog is the UK's most influential rugby site.

Admittedly there are not many girls rugby websites that are regularly read (often - I gather - with steam emerging from the ears) by people at Twickenham, so maybe there is something in it.

Not that it has influenced any decisions yet, but we live in hope...

Total Flanker said...

John - whilst obviously green with envy I am VERY impressed!