Forget the angst, dismiss the pressure and say "pah" to the stress...this year's 6 Nations title and Grand Slam are in the bag for England.
I am, of course, referring to the women's 6 Nations, where No. 8 Catherine Spencer will lead the England team as it bids for an utterly unprecedented fourth consecutive Grand Slam.
The English women should get off to a good start against Italy (against whom they won 76-6 last year) at London Welsh on Saturday but, despite my bravado, this year might prove to be a bit tougher for England. Not only have the likes of Wales emerged as credible contenders, England are also spreading themselves a little thinner this tournament, fielding several youngsters as more established players prepare for the Rugby World Cup 7s in Dubai next month.
Furthermore, I see that they now have to wear the same abomination of a kit that the men's team wear. Now that is a worrying sign.