James “Le Hask” Haskell
James has been missing for 4 weeks. He was last seen in the Twickenham area on 6th February 2010 wearing a cream coloured outfit.
Although there have been reported sitings recently in Rome and in London these were mere fleeting glimpses which remain unsubstantiated. It is believed that he may have been abducted by a large mean-looking man in South West London.
James is most easily recognised by his white boots and insatiable appetite for self-publicity.
Anyone spotting James should contact his Uncle Max in Paris immediately.