Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Yeah but, no but, yeah...

“Yeah but no but yeah, that Martin Johnson right, he's clueless innit and is SO out of his depth and doesn’t have no experience and is WAY too conservative and ONLY picks his mates and NEVER picks the younguns apart from that Dylan Hartley and that Matt Mullen and that Dan Cole and that Courtney Lawes and that Ben Youngs and he dropped that Moody bloke as punishment for deciding to leave Leicester and replaced him with someone even slower from Wasps…

[pause for breath]

…and he knows NUFFINK about playing 2nd row and that Borthwick’s HOPELESS and that Deacon’s RUBBISH and should be replaced by someone who’s been playing at blindside flanker all season and that Danny Care, right, his pass is SO slow and he’s a liability and everything and Wilkinson’s past it and stands WAY too deep and has failed to form a partnership with that Flutey bloke despite two WHOLE games together and that Matt Tait’s thighs are WAY too big and he’s lost his pace and all that and Cueto never had any pace and that Monye bloke can’t pass and Armitage can’t do anything really and his ribs are broken anyway and what about Ben Foden?”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah but no but...YOU really crack me up. Pity 'tis too close to da trufe doh!

Hank Vermin said...

“Yeah but no but yeah, that Martin Johnson right, he's clueless innit..."

You should have stopped there, while you were ahead.