Saturday, 17 July 2010

For those of a nervous disposition...

...look away now.

I've been contacted by someone on behalf of that highbrow broadsheet the News of the World who, in this Sunday's 'Fabulous' supplement will be running a "bare all interview" with the former Mr Gavin Church in which he "reveals how his torrid love life has affected his game and his plans for the future."

I therefore look forward to reading about how he plans to return to professional rugby whilst simultaneously studying for his medical degree, doing voluntary work in the community, leading an aid expedition to the sub-continent, inventing a cure for cancer and bringing peace to the Middle East.

Or perhaps it'll just be an appearance on Strictly Come Dancing.

2 comments:

Bamberio said...

What a hideous photo - he looks like he's been sprayed with a job lot of Ronseal...

Sal said...

That's not his body - the cut 'n' paste is obvious :)