Tuesday, 13 July 2010

In absentia

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Ospreys seek him everywhere
He hasn’t shown up for pre-season
He’s absent without leave or reason
He should be getting back in form
To take the rugby world by storm
Perhaps he spends all day in bed
Or down the pub or perhaps, instead
He’s working on his perma-tan
That damned elusive tango-man
They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Ospreys seek him everywhere.

1 comment:

Sarah said...

I don't seek him anywhere.
Really don't rate the bloke or his ego and attitude. He can stick to being a celebrity 'cause I don't want him back at the O's.