Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Manchester nightclubs on high alert

Manchester nightclub owners have reacted with delight to the news that Sale Sharks are set to announce that they have agreed a deal to bring Danny Cipriani back to the English Premiership next season.

Cipriani’s arrival will bring much needed additional revenue to the Manchester club scene and club owners are already gearing up for the fly half’s arrival. Although additional security measures will be required to protect the clubs’ vodka supplies, it is thought that such extra costs will easily be offset by the revenue opportunities afforded by the former England starlet’s nightly club attendances.

Also thought be to be beside themselves with excitement are Natasha Giggs, the entire female cast of Coronation Street and various other local Z-list celebrities.

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