Apart from recent scurrilous rumours linking him with Kelly Brook, former squeeze of Thom Evans and Danny Chippolata (I should SO write for OK Magazine, I really should), a visit to the shrine aka the official James Haskell website reveals that the most recent public appearance of The Hask was to promote the RNLI “Respect the Water” safety campaign this summer.
"As a rugby player, I train to be as strong as I can be, but I know from experience that even I'm no match for the strength of the water."
"As a rugby player, I try to turn the heat up on my opposition whenever I’m on the pitch, but even I’m no match for how hot fire is.”
"As a rugby player, I try to put in an electrifying performance every time I play, but I know from experience that even I’m no match for being struck by lightning.”
“As a rugby player, I train hard to smash into my opposition, but I know from experience that even I’m no match for being hit by a double decker bus. Danny Cipriani, on the other hand…”