Monday, 11 November 2013

Incredible

Sorry, I know I really shouldn't, but I just couldn't let this one pass.

Some very high quality 'newspapers' have reported that our favourite publicity-seeking former England fly half, Danny Chipolata, has been dumped by underwear model and former Miss Great Britain, Sophie Gradon (no, I'd never heard of her either).

According to one of Ms Gradon's friends: "Sophie's very intelligent and felt Danny was a bit dull," while the model herself has confirmed:  "I got bored of Danny and have now swapped him for someone incredible."

Keith 'Beefy' Roberts and Sophie Gradon
The very intelligent Sophie Gradon and someone incredible

1 comment:

Von said...

That bloke looks like he's had an arse transplant but they grafted the new one on the front.