Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Sticky start for Jones era

It appears that Eddie Jones is stuck in Tokyo awaiting the arrival of a UK work visa so that he can take up his new role in TW1.

It is also reported that negotiations to appoint Steve Borthwick as Jones’ assistant have hit the buffers as the RFU has been unable to find anyone at HQ who can translate the Bristolian accent.

Meanwhile, rumours abound that attempts to terminate the employment of Andy Farrell, Graham Rowntree and Mike Catt are unlikely to succeed until they can be persuaded to emerge from the disused World War 2 bunker under the West Car Park at Twickenham, where the trio are said to have been holed up since the end of the World Cup.

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