This player is NOT dead, apparently

One of the most bizarre things I've read recently is the fact that James Haskell has had to issue a video denial of rumours, apparently circulating via t'internet, that he had died of a steroid overdose.

“I’m not dead and for those of you who wish I was dead, better luck next time,” says Haskell. 

The reality, of course, is that the original James Haskell died a couple of years ago and was replaced by a doppelgänger with a rugby brain and a sidestep.