Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Weighty matters

Further news this week in the seemingly never-ending saga of Mr. Gavin Church.

The orange one is, apparently, talking to the Ospreys about a possible comeback to the game after spending the last couple of years or so swanning about on his yacht getting pissed injured.

One problem appears to be that he has reportedly lost around 3 stone from his playing weight, just tipping the scales at around 11½ stone these days.

This shouldn’t necessarily be a problem as, by happy coincidence, I have about 3 stone to spare. All Mr. Church need do is contact me at with a sensible offer.


cgtodd said...

Now that is funny TF!

Geoffrey said...

The future is orange....
God help us.