Monday, 11 July 2011

The saga continues...

Further trauma at Twickenham after it emerged today that Doris Micklewhite, head tea lady at the RFU, will be leaving her position at the end of this week.

The shock departure comes after another emergency EGM was called today by the RFU Council following a damning report by Judge Jeff Blackett into the quality of biscuits being served with tea at HQ.

The 58-strong council heard evidence that for the last 3 months Mrs Micklewhite has, in a misguided attempt to stay within budget, been serving Asda own-brand digestive biscuits rather than the Fortnum & Mason variety to which council members have become accustomed.

It is understood that Mrs Micklewhite’s fate was decided by a cabal of disgruntled council members over port and cigars at a West London Chinese restaurant on Sunday evening.

It is believed that Mrs Micklewhite’s role will now be performed by acting CEO, Martyn Thomas.

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